In just a matter minutes going through unread forum messages, OVH seems to be getting the better of me.
Regarding VAC on legitimate traffic:

Originally Posted by
marks
You have to post this issue in the mailing list ddos@ml.ovh.net (to subscribe ddos-subscribe@ml.ovh.net).
Unfortunately, at the moment, this is the only way to interact and give feeback about the DDoS protection.
Keep in mind these guidelines when you report your problem:
In other words:
Crippled service? First you must post your issue here on the forum, and if OVH happens to notice your message amongst the dozens of unanswered posts, then you will be told you have to join a mailing list and when you post there, you must formulate it in a certain format or else it will be ignored...
What else?
Then have a duplicate counter-signed by the Pope...
And have that duplicate delivered by courier on Mondays between 12:30 pm and 12:45 pm ONLY...
And mail is only accepted if sent from Angola, of course; yes, we fully understand that we can't mail from the UK...
Brown or white envelopes? Purple, surely...
I'm just a tad bit surprised you haven't asked him to send the message via FIDONet, given the use of a mailing list.
Regarding ordering during the "Sold Out" period:

Originally Posted by
jonlewi5
Be prepared to go into detail what you want the server for ... they then wanted to know what the vm's would be for...
Are you kidding me? Do you need his first-born son as well? Or will simply a bank statement for the last 5 year do?
Just checking, ya know.
Regarding PCI (Cloud):

Originally Posted by
S0phie
Hi, unfortunately we still have to wait a few more months.
What the ...? On the 27th of JUNE 2013 with the subject
"suspension of operations on PCI services":
...
While the option of being able to switch onto PCI 2013 is pending, we have thus decided to suspend operations on your current PCI, among others:
* No more new VMs will be launched
* VMs will no longer be upgraded
...
For all this time, plus a "a few more months" from now, you're leaving the existing product in limbo when you haven't even finished the new replacement product!
That's like saying:
Look, we want to build you a better house but need to knock down the old one. The clincher is that whilst we will build the new house, you'll have to live on the streets. Although you don't have a choice, we are sure you don't mind in exchange for a spiffy new house that will costs twice as much to rent. We've asked the neighbour's cat, and he agrees.
Trying to transfer a Kimsufi:

Originally Posted by
marks
you can transfer easily the day-to-day management to another nichandle here:
OVH Manager >> choose your service >> Administration >> Contacts
No, no!!

Originally Posted by
Neil
The new 2013 Kimsufi's cannot have their Nic Handles changed, this does not affect older Kimsufi servers.
But, but...

Originally Posted by
S0phie
You can change the billing, admin, tech contact and the owner of your KS server from your Manager as long as the new contact complies with the restrictions:
- Based in EU
- No more than 3 x 2G, 50 x 4G, 100 x 16G/24G in his account
Incroyable... NON!!! Ici:

Originally Posted by
marks
For kimsufi servers there are a few more issues: specially regarding the limitation to 3 servers per customer. Therefore, the ownership or contact change is a loop hole, thus no change is possible. For older Kimsufi server, in principle there should be no problem to change the contacts within the same country, but we'll have to see the particular case.
Hope it helps
Well? Does it help? WELL??!! Of course it doesn't.
And I haven't even had the chance to read the rest of the forum yet. What other gems lie in waiting here today?